me to introduce myself. My name is Dave, and I have been involved
with the Internet since 1969 (USAF Crypto Systems) when it was
called "ARPNET"*. I have been doing Internet marketing since the
advent of graphics-based browsers (1994). Since then, the Internet
has exploded, and although the potential customer base has increased
exponentially since the "old days", so has the competition. This
evolution (if you will) of the most powerful means of communication
ever invented has caused drastic changes in the methodology of
presenting and advertising products, and as a result, the old
methods of doing business have gone the way of the dinosaur. What I
am going to present to you here is
In addition, it is the most dynamic method of doing business because
everyone has both the incentive to participate, and will reap the
rewards of that incentive; it is a win-win situation all around.
Bookmark this page.
Take a few hours to do everything it says to do here.... remember
nothing to buy here;
I am not trying to sell you a book on how I got rich.... I did what
is outlined here all of it and I'm here to tell you that it was
worth every minute of time I spent on it, because
I can now sit
back and reap the rewards of what I set in motion forever, and it
keeps growing without any intervention on my part
(and I can
will it as an asset of my estate when I shuffle off this mortal
coil). I used the profits from my "free" ventures to get into other
ventures that require a small investment that I will also share with you here.... but YOU make that
decision as you come to it, and when you feel comfortable that it
will work for you as well.... and when you can pay for it with the profits you make
with the FREE system.
Advanced Research Project Network
I am going to do something very unique
here... I am going to teach anyone who can read this ONE (admittedly lengthy) page and spend a few
hours of their time, how to make money on the Internet... from multiple
streams (sources) and I'm going to do
it without asking you for a thin dime (I might just put this all in an e-Book
and charge money for it, so take advantage of all of this before I come
to my senses).
Just to make my point here, you will
notice that EVEN THE WEB HOSTING CAN BE FREE
site can be hosted FREE by the good people at
all you pay for is the registration for the domain name.... but
you DON'T need a
web site to do most of what I suggest you do here... but it sure doesn't hurt!
I could have easily paid the hosting cost for this site, but I chose NOT to, to
illustrate to you that you can have a great Web site (if you want one) without
spending a small fortune. Of course, if you would like to design your own Web
sites as I do, you'll need a Web site design program or HTML editor. For your
information, I use Microsoft Front Page to
do all my sites, but many of the programs presented here set up an "affiliate"
site for you at no cost.
I have a
entirely devoted to those of you who want to incorporate their own
Web sites into their enterprise efforts but continue reading here
before you do your own Web site.
Why am I doing this? Because
I make money ONLY WHEN YOU
make money it's just that simple. What better incentive and motivation could
there be for me to know what I am doing and not be full of baloney? The more
money I can help YOU to make, the more
I make. Sound like a good
Again, let me stress this:
YOU WILL NEVER BE ASKED TO SPEND ANY MONEY HERE.
But you WILL be asked to invest a bit of your TIME....
As much time as it takes you to read this ONE page (and optionally
) and do
precisely what it
The process takes a few hours maybe a day at most, and you should have
everything ready to go about a week after you start (this is mostly waiting for email
replies and bank account verifications).
When you leave this site, having done
precisely what is outlined here, you will have set in motion something that
NEVER STOPS, CAN'T BE STOPPED,
and which will grow every month into a VERY NICE income. If you do most of what
is suggested here, you will have a diverse portfolio of income sources, and
multiple streams of income.
For those of you who give themselves excuses to
procrastinate, NOW is the time to ACT.... STOP playing with that X-Box, Wii, or
what-have-you, and "play" a game that PAYS you to "play".
Many people do not realize the power of
the Internet to make them a PILE of money even when they are asleep....
continuously, and forever.
What isn't being shared in all the
money within 15 minutes" advertisements you may be getting by e-mail is that
minutes" is a matter of marketing hype; and "hype"
is just the politically-correct word for "bullshit".... in plain
English.... But I won't lie to you; I have every reason to establish my
many people making TONS of money with hype and scams I have a collection of
them posted on: I suggest that you follow the instructions on this
and learn the simple ways to , and keep from getting
"scammed". That topic will be covered in the following section on setting up
But I digress.....
Let me make this unequivocal statement: You CANNOT "start making
serious money within 15 minutes" anywhere on the Internet, by any
(legal) methodology I am aware of and I've been doing this for a VERY long time! Good
things take TIME.... and great things take TIME
and WORK but the
smart people learn how to duplicate their efforts by providing other
people with opportunities and incentives. The ONLY situation that
works and lasts in business is a "win-win" situation, which is much
easier and much more pleasant to set into motion than just selling
something to the public, or trying to scam people. The key to
success is persistence; do what works and don't be discouraged if
you don't get results "in 15
minutes". If it works for
me, it will work for you as well The METHOD, not the PERSON using the
method is what works. You have the advantage here of my experience,
and a step-by-step approach.
There are many different opportunities here, and you can take
advantage of any or all of them. I benefit through teaching you, and others will, in turn, benefit
because you will teach them and offer them these same opportunities.
If you are willing
to do a little work...
(Arghhh! that word! ...
You can set in motion a process that will
generate a small income initially,
With the potential to grow exponentially
over the next few months....
And to keep on paying long into the future....
Without you doing a single thing but to
keep it in motion.
What am I talking about?
Well, a few things.
But before we get to that, you have to set
up a way to get paid.
Before you even begin...
You have to have a way to
This is probably the most
tedious and time-consuming part of this process. I have to admit to you that
doing this is not "fun" by any means.... and this one hurdle is
probably what stops many people even before they get started. Nobody
likes to fill out forms and jump through hoops.... I can offer you
only ONE consolation as motivation...
you will only
have to do it
It will be
extremely more convenient for you to set up these payment accounts
if you currently do your banking online or at least have access to
your bank account via the bank's Web site. If you don't, it will
greatly speed and simplify the process (which has to be done
separately for each of the online pay accounts you wish to set up)
online access to your bank account before proceeding.
In order to set up direct
deposits and a means by which to transfer funds to your bank account, some of the programs I will refer you to here
(below) require that you provide them with the name and address of the bank, the
transit / routing number and the account number for your bank account. You don't
need to call your bank or wrack your brain to find this information; it can be found on the bottom
of your check.
If the payment account will be
tied to your bank account, the payment company will (may) then make
one or two "micro-deposits" (deposits of less than one dollar) to
your bank account and ask you to verify the amounts they deposited.
This is done to prove that you indeed own the account, and can
access information in that account (because you have the bank
without revealing the bank account password to the company.
It also verifies that the email address used to set up the
payment account is valid and not misspelled or entered incorrectly.
Once you have verified the
amounts of the deposits, the deposits will be automatically withdrawn. This
procedure verifies you as the owner of the bank account, and validates that the
account number you provided is valid (not fraudulent) and that it wasn't mistyped. The
"company" can then send payments to your bank account automatically, but can only
make withdrawals with your authorization.
Online thievery known as "phishing" is rampant on the Internet.
Dateline NBC has done an expose' on Identity Theft that anyone doing
business online should watch. Their Web site has an entire
collection of informative articles.
has an excellent set of tutorials on their Web site. Just go to the
PayPal site click
on "privacy" at the bottom of the page, read the information and then click on
"security center" at the bottom of that page to see excellent information on how
to protect yourself online. I have posted a few dozen examples of "phishing"
www.AssholesAmongUs.com/phishersofmen.htm you should look at as well. Some of them are
really hilarious, most are really pathetic and obvious scams, but unsuspecting people fall for them every day;
it only takes one of those
unsuspecting people that P.T. Barnum referred to as
".... a sucker born every minute"
to make the "phishing" efforts pay off.
with a security key (see below) is the safest online payment method
I know of, but IT IS NOT FOOLPROOF
( on the
up your Online Payment Accounts
BEFORE PROCEEDING HERE
I have listed the "Major Players" in the Online
Payment business below. The active links will take you directly to their sign-up
pages in order to speed up the process. If you
sign up for ALL of these programs NOW,
you will cover 90% or more of every Affiliate program's requirements, and when
you run across an opportunity you don't want to pass up, you will not have to
interrupt your train-of-thought to set up a payment method.
Set up a
do it now...
It takes a few minutes, but it's worth it!
While you are at the
forget to order a security key. If you contact customer support with a "security
concern", they will usually send you one (normally costs $5) for free.
PayPal is the
preferred means of payment on eBay and many other auction sites.
far, the best way I have found to prevent thieves from accessing your eBay
account or eBay store is to get a
security key. This small, football-shaped key fob looks
like a small car door opener remote. The device generates a six-digit
random number which has to be used in conjunction with your password in
order to access your
and / or
eBay accounts. Anyone who has a
account should also get this electronic "key".
You should also set up a
account for future use.
To do that, click the above link and follow
another popular online payment company. Many affiliate sites use
and so I
highly recommend that while you are here you
now, and open a FREE account get the Business Premium
Secured account (they are all free). Once you have set up the account and
verified your e-Mail address, set up your bank account information from the
The newest "kid" on the block is
can make $ just by signing up FREE and referring others to the new payment
system with your unique referral code that you will get as soon as you become a
While you are at it, you should also
set up a 2-Click Account Many
programs use this pay processor, and you can set it up to send the funds to your
All these pay programs are
free of cost,
and free of monthly charges, and with these set up, you have now cleared the way for money to flow to you
from almost any affiliate program on the Internet (processing fees for "incoming money" vary).
You should sign up for ALL of them while you are on this page, so that when you
run across opportunities that use them, you can take advantage of them with
swiftly, and with minimal effort. Of course, you are expending that effort
NOW... do this
trust me; you'll thank me later.
When you've done all that... (whew!) then... The
BORING (but necessary) part is done.
(Trust me! it won't be so boring when you
check the account balances six months from now!)
Then continue below.
And now... The FUN part!
For Starters, let's discuss:
SAVING MONEY & MAKING MONEY HELPING OTHERS TO SAVE MONEY
Hey! this is a no-brainer. It's logical. It's practical, and best of all, it's
Saving money is the same as making money; if it doesn't come out of your pocket
to begin with; you didn't spend it that's
If you bought something you wanted and then got a commission for your own
purchase that's a
If you told someone else how to save money and you got a piece of the savings
You can do all three right here:
You are ONE click away!
All you have to do is sign up. From then on, everything you buy online from
1-800-Flowers to eBay, and hundreds of other online stores will earn you a nice cash
rebate to your
account. Best of all, when you tell your friends about it,
they'll want to join too. When they shop and buy online, you will get paid every
time they shop
you have an eBay store, you can promote it here for free, and network with
thousands of others.
Your friends tell their friends,
and those friends will tell their friends, and you will earn a commission on
those referrals of referrals (and so on) up to 5 generations. There's no
pressure. No sales. No nonsense. Some members just want to help friends save,
while others have made thousands of dollars by treating this referral program as
a powerful business opportunity. You can promote your affiliate link in emails
or on your Web site (as we've done here). On August 3, 2009, I saved a bunch of
money on a new high-end computer I bought on eBay... and "made the day" of the
pretty young lady who referred me to the site... There are
hundreds of other stores to shop from all you have to do is sign up,
log in, then click through to the Web site of the store of your choice prior to
making a purchase. Nothing else to do. No gimmicks. No subscription fee. No monthly fees, and it's totally FREE.
Get Cash Back on all your online purchases You are ONE click away!
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Earn the Big Bucks
with CPA Marketing
Don't know what CPA Marketing is? Well, you
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Free Paid File Hosting,
Affiliate Product Marketing, and also FREE
Affiliate Cell Phone Sales and then we
will move on to a few other things as well, including
Something you are certifiably NUTS to pass up.
You do not have to know anything about or even
like the publishing business to make money in
the bookseller's market....
You do NOT have to be an author to get involved
with Internet Publishing.... you can sell OUR books!!
But if you ARE an author, or would like to
make some easy bucks....
Write a book, a novel, a short story....
Write a romance novel or a seedy treatise
of your life-experience....
Assemble a collage of your best
Design a hot calendar....
Compile all your chat room logs (no kidding!)...
Share your fantasies, pour your heart
Appeal to man's baser instincts...
Appeal to man's darker side....
Share your experiences, your recipes for
Publish it on the Internet.... and you'll
And you'll get affiliates ready and
willing to promote your product for a piece of the "action".
You'll do much better than the 6% the publishing houses give their top authors,
And you'll have complete control....
You even control your commissions and
What's the best thing about e-Books?
Well, there's SEVERAL things....
#1 They cost you NOTHING to "print" or
"publish" The "inventory" is free and self-replicating.
#2 They are NEVER "out of stock"; the
inventory is always one unit greater than the instant demand.
#3 They are available INSTANTLY.
#4 They're considered "non-returnable",
and most eBook publishers DO NOT refund purchases.
#5 They are INSTANTLY available to
#6 Electronic content is
after the cost of producing the original is recovered.
requires absolutely NO
#8 Other authors will share a
significant portion of
the profits with you as a seller of his / her books.
Take a look at these sites:
Adult erotic e-Books
(adult erotica Please be 18 or older).
e-Books of all descriptions
(Sci-Fi, Fiction, Non-fiction)
Mobipocket (all sorts of e-Books. Royalties are paid quarterly)
Sign up to become an affiliate, and you
can sell books from other authors as well as your own books.
You can even sell MY books (I have over two dozen) on your affiliate site.
It costs you NOTHING to become an affiliate...
It costs you NOTHING to publish your own
You don't need to build a Web site.
You don't need to sell stuff to your
You don't have to do anything else.... if
you don't want to.
Why anyone would read this and NOT do it,
is beyond MY comprehension....
But there ARE people who just will NOT
make an effort even when it means that the effort they put into it now, will pay them dividends for
the rest of their lives.
Even if you made a measly $50 per month doing this
that is $600 over the next 12 months for about 20 minutes of your time now.
Who do you know who makes $1,800 per hour? (Note: You can set up as many
affiliate sites as you have eMail addresses and
If you need the tools to convert your MS-Word
files to PDA / PDF format...
Mobipocket Reader... it's (you guessed it!) .... FREE!!
If you need a fast, cheap, easy-to-use bit
of software to create PDF (Adobe Acrobat compatible files).... Don't spend $250 for "professional"
which is 1/10th of the cost ($3.95), and accomplishes
the same thing.
Upload your books via the Mobipocket
Creator (which gets your work into a network of publishers) See
list of my books on Mobipocket. (Download
the Mobipocket Reader FREE!!).
There is a neat video tutorial on how to use the Mobipocket reader
Upload your erotic
books via the
Adult Erotic e-Books
e-Books of all Descriptions
Make sure you become an affiliate of the
Video Store, the
Adult e-Book Store,
and the Sci-Fi e-Book Store.
These alone without you having to do ANY promotion at all, comprise three
separate streams of potential income.
Use IBP Software
(free) to promote your affiliate sites, include your affiliate links in
autosurf programs*, and you will be surprised at the
If you don't have a Web site, this is all
you can do for the moment... but you can still add links to your
affiliate stores as "boilerplate" trailer messages on all the emails you send.
Note: most autosurf
programs do NOT allow "adult"-rated affiliate links read the rules first!!
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Check out some of our own
affiliate products now!
Maybe you've always
wanted to own your own business, but the incredible expense of a start-up, the
hassle of keeping thousands of products in stock, dealing with customers, filing
quarterly tax returns, and dealing with employees is too much of a nightmare
even to consider. Well, thanks to the Internet, and what can be done by
innovative marketing companies solves all those problems.
Without any Internet
expertise at all, you can have your own Web site pre-stocked with thousands of
hot-selling products, maintained by professionals. When customers order from the
site you will make a considerable profit without any of the hassle. You can even
use a control panel to change individual prices and offer great discounts or
special promotions to bring people to your site. There are
three plans you can sign up for, and there is a one-time start-up cost for the
site, and a small yearly renewal fee (which you will easily pay for with the
profits). The start-up cost is less than you'd pay for an MP3 player or a V-cast
phone, but you can recover that cost by just buying products that you
normally would pay retail prices for in your own store.... I mean, if you own
a bakery, would you go to the supermarket and buy Wonder bread? I didn't think
Buying from your
own business makes sense, and so the small investment required to have the store
is paid for by the savings you get to shop there yourself, and although this is
not "free" it EFFECTIVELY COSTS YOU NOTHING
because you recoup your investment quickly.
Best of all,
have to handle the products. You never have to apply for a credit-card Merchant
Account. You will also NOT incur any
PayPal or other
e-commerce payment processing fees for items purchased from your store. No trips to the post office.... The company
even files the sales taxes for you. All YOU have to do is promote your Web site
which is easy to do with
Free SEO Software, and the
autosurf programs. If you're serious about promoting
your Web site, you should also
get a copy of Telson
USA's version of Rank Enhancer.
In addition, many
of the affiliate programs allow you to "sponsor' new affiliates so now not
only do you make a commission when YOU generate a sale, you ALSO make a
(smaller) commission when those you sign up as affiliates make a sale. I tell
you, you can't lose with this concept. If you promote your site with our
, soon you'll be earning an income
that is nothing to sneeze at.
You can make
some serious dough by joining the right
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Now this is
something to look into: You get a completely editable Affiliate Web site (the
WYSIWYG editor is built in to the affiliate page) promoting lots of products.
Since the site can be edited, you can add a back-link to your Web site (if you
have one). There are two types of sign-up: Pro and Basic. Sign up FREE for the
BASIC site and edit the page to link back to your site. Add an appropriate ad or
banner to your site (don't forget to use ViralURL to cloak your link). Once the
site starts making some $$$, go for the "Pro" package & make more. Out-of-pocket
expense $0.00 Great potential. Even if it TOTALLY fails to make any money, you
will still have an incoming link from a site with a high
Alexa Ranking, and
all it cost you is 5 minutes to read this and sign up. All you have to do is
click this link:
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"Free" So SUE ME!!
This is a cool concept for those who just want to sit on
their dead asses and get paid. This Web site advertises FOR
you, by putting your sign-up page in their advertising
rotation... so you get random payments of $5 to your
You need an
which is linked to your checking account in order for this
to work. So if you don't have an account
(shame on you; you didn't follow ALL
the instructions above; you just wanted to skip to the FUN
now, and open a FREE account, link it to your bank account
and transfer at least $15 to it. Proceed below.
Then invest 15 measly bucks at
http://viralurl.com/DaveT/AlertPay-Randomizer sit back
on your TUKIS and Make A Lot Of Dough. If you have a Web
site, or are a member of any of the
obtain your referral link, cloak it with a
and start promoting your sign-up page and Make Even More
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Another (different) opportunity to make money is this Viral
Marketing site.... but it's gonna' cost you a cheap cup of coffee at
Starbucks. For a one-time investment
of $2.50 you will get access to software and utility programs
worth much more, and by referring people with your own referral link
safelists, the income potential far
exceeds the pittance of the "investment" For all practical
purposes, you get FREE STUFF (after you sign up), and you get
commissions on everyone who signs up "under" you. The price of a cup
of the cheapest coffee at Starbucks and a link in your
emails, and a few friends
referred to the program could eventually add
up to a nice income "while you sleep". http://viralurl.com/Dave-T/Quick-And-Easy
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Business Leads & Ads
Free unlimited business leads and
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Paid To Click (PTC) and Paid To
You might wonder
who would pay you to read e-Mails and click on banner ads? The truth is that you
can make some SERIOUS money clicking away during your morning coffee. We have
selected the following as the best of the best PTC and PTR sites among the
hundreds out there. In addition, you can use the money you earn as credits
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Get PAID to read eMails and get $10 sign-up
payout shown for upgraded members free members have higher minimum
payouts & priorities. Most sites also have referral bonus which may
vary see each site's FAQ pages for detailed information.
This is a paid
email tip EXCLUSIVELY from US: when you set your "profile" / "user info" in
some of these email programs, select the option to send paid
emails ONLY to your email account (you may want to set up a separate
email account JUST for your paid emails). Use a separate eMail program such as
MS-Outlook or Outlook Express to read your eMails. When you do this, you can use
Maxthon browser (also free)
with the TABS option set to
"Force all links to be opened in a new tab"
(Under TOOLS / Maxthon Setup / Tabs).
Maxthon must be set as the default browser
in order to do this smoothly.
Try it.... it's fun! besides, you can
Make A Lot Of Dough!
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Not only can you get
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To learn more, go to:
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Email Safelists are the NO-SPAM way to get
your products in front of hundreds of thousands of people. Some are free, and
some cost a few bucks.
Check this one out!
You need a TARGETED double opt-in e-mail
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There is also a great
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A table list of Autosurf
programs is provided in the
Web site Tools section. We have selected these
from the thousands available on the Internet as the most reliable, efficient,
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Advertising Your Products
When all is said and done,
the last step in the process after you have products to sell, and have set up
your payment portals, is to advertise your products. One of the best ways to
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with multiple mirror sites as sub-sites on all our Web Sites
http://www.plottoseizethewhitehouse.com A REAL
Plot to turn the USA into a Nazi Dictatorship
www.AssholesAmongUs.com A spoof on almost everything
This is how we blow off steam.