Bush says a touching 'farewell' to his brain on August 13, 2007.
Moments after Rove walked away from the podium, the secret 24/7
vital signs monitors attached to the President registered just
enough brain activity to keep him breathing, and keep his heart
beating. A spokesman for the President's medical staff commented "We
have to find a replacement
by August 31, or the president will become
vegetable. In this condition, the President will require twice-daily
injections of Bushcroniun, which is
highly addictive and has diminishing effectiveness over time,
requiring ever-increasing dosages to maintain the status-quo effect.