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10-27-2012
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September 2012 ~ YouTube EXPLODES with spoofs on the Religion of Islam. As September 2012 nears a close, rioting all over the Muslim world over a video titled "The Innocence of Islam" is escalating. In response, people have been choreographing and posting hilarious videos on YouTube faster than the Islamic fundamentalist viewers can "flag" them as "offensive". How many Jesus jokes have you heard in your lifetime? The difference between Jesus and Mohammad seems to be that Jesus has a sense of humor and laughs along with us. Not for nothin'.... Muslims.... lighten up! The Prophet of Doom is being laughed to scorn because of the actions of his followers. And there is a camel invasion afoot in New Jersey. Before the stampede reaches YOUR neighborhood, you can get a laugh at Mohammad's expense by viewing our Mohammad Video "Top Picks".


Obama signs anti-cigarette legislation (What an Asshole!!)

 

August 2007 ~ In one of the funniest impromptu pieces I ever expected to do, I (Dave) received an email from a guy I will only identify as "John". He wanted to debate me on my views on 9-11 which are posted on Net4TruthUSA.com. He started his email in the way most idiots who don't have evidence to back up their "objections" to what they would like to believe he opened his greeting with an insult. But he left his phone number... so I called. Friends, you will not believe this. You'll think I made this shit up. You'll think "nobody's THAT stupid". I got news for you... They're OUT THERE, folks! And if we don't educate them in how to do critical thinking real soon, I'm afraid the Nazi Regime in Washington will get what they're after. Go read the article I wrote and listen to the phone conversation then TRY to get some sleep tonight, knowing that John is out there in Ohio somewhere.


April 2007 ~ Our affiliate Web site at www.TelsonUSA.com opened a store on eBay. The URL for the store is: http://phoenixstore.easybid.biz/. Net proceeds for the first two weeks in business is $985 which is not bad. Plans are in the works to expand the store and add hundreds of great products Telson is working with a NJ warehouse to do estate liquidations, and so you never know what you'll find at a great price at PhoenixStore. Pay them a visit, and for Pete's sake BUY SOMETHING.

March 2007 ~ If this was CNN, we would be out of business. Be that as it may, the only GOOD thing that happened in our once-great nation this month was that "Scooter" Libby was convicted of several counts of perjury and obstruction of justice. No doubt, Dubya will pardon the piece of shit just as he turns over the White House to the Democrats in 2008. With a name like "scooter", he'd have a hard time taking a shower in Leavenworth Prison!

December 29, 2006 ~ 22:05 Hours (10:05 PM) Eastern Standard Time The sub-human piece of pig shit known as Saddam Hussein was hung this morning. His eulogy appears on this web site only because I had nothing else better to do today.

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