This is being presented so that you can
avoid being told that “You don’t know Jack Schitt”. In fact, you will now know
all about him.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt
and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, proprietor
of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six
Holy Schitt, their first born, died
shortly after childbirth. However, they produced twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt, two daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt.
Deep Schitt married a high school dropout, Dumb Schitt.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they
had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace
Bull Schitt went overseas and married an
Italian chick, Pisa Schitt and they are currently expecting the arrival of Baby
Now you know Jack Schitt.