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An Asshole and his / her money are soon parted. The advertisement for this "product" which claims to have a U.S. Patent # 5,989,178 (reproduced below from a US Patent Office search) appeared in an ad from an FFA network recently sent to me in an email. Of all the PATENTLY (pun intended) idiotic shit I've ever seen, this is probably one of the most imbecilic ads on the Internet. I've reproduced the Web page below (minus the links and including the spelling and grammatical errors) in a format that is a bit more eye-appealing than the one he has. Tell me; does this dude Alex Chiu look like he's immortal? Do Assholes REALLY exist on the planet that believe this shit actually works? Sometimes, I'd venture to say, that you might get a placebo effect from someone who is totally brain-dead but I can guarantee you, it won't turn ANYONE into a "supermodel", and everyone dies eventually. I particularly get a chuckle from "Gorgeouspil" he must have gotten that idea from a Star Trek Original Series episode titled "Mudd's Women", in which a pill called "The Venus Drug" makes women absolutely gorgeous. While there is a US patent on a "magnetic ring", there is nothing in the abstract that says anything about any of the claims this Asshole makes on his Web site. All this "magnetic ring" is good for is picking up paper clips or sewing needles you dropped on the shag carpet. The entire scam involves (plastic) magnetic rings that you wear on fingers and/or toes (Yes, wear them on your feet to attract all those sharp pins embedded in the carpet) and "Gorgeouspil" pills or  powder (make your own pills, Asshole!!) Immortality? Yeah, right! He's stealing money from stupid people, and he quotes Bible passages to support his thievery.

 

United States Patent 5,989,178
Chiu November 23, 1999

Magnetic ring
Abstract

A magnetic ring adapted to be worn on the little finger of the hand. The magnetic ring includes a ring and a pair of permanent magnets that extend from the ring. When the magnetic ring is worn on the little finger of the right hand, the pair of permanent magnets are oriented on the top and bottom, respectively, of the little finger, with the South pole of the magnet that is oriented on the top of the little finger generally contacting the top of the little finger, with the North pole of the magnet that is oriented on the top of the little finger in opposition thereto, with the North pole of the magnet that is oriented on the bottom of the little finger generally contacting the bottom of the little finger, and with the South pole of the magnet that is oriented on the bottom of the little finger in opposition thereto. When the magnetic ring is worn on the little finger of the left hand, the position of the polarities of the pair of permanent magnets are reversed from that of the right hand. The magnetic ring can also be made to fit around all the fingers of the hand and all the toes of the foot.


Inventors: Chiu; Alexander Y. C. (Foster City, CA)
Appl. No.: 08/825,729
Filed: April 2, 1997

 

 

 

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Introducing You An Unbelieveable
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Enhanced By a Powerful Magnetic devices
That Is believed Could Transform You Into
Immortality Life Living Forever Young!!

Not Only Will These Devices Do Incredible Magic
To Your Body But With The Help Of Superfood It
Could Also Change Your Facial Bones Until You
Look Gorgeous Even Gorgeous Than Super Models!

Everlasting life will be on earth, for men and
women whose bodies will be changed to be immortal.
(Matthew 5:5; I Corinthians 15:53-54; Philippians 3:20-21).
A bible prophecy

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Pick up paper clips or sewing needlesWhat the fuck is this shit?

Eternal Life Device   Physical Immortality

An immortal gook thief out to steal your moneyAlex Chiu

 

ALEX CHIU'S IMMORTALITY DEVICE CLICK HERE.

  • What do you think rapture is? 

    Answer: Ones who believe becoming immortal real immortals shall not perish and will have everlasting life. 

    Immortality Device is believed to allow humans to stay strong physically young forever.


    US PATENT # 5,989,178. The  most important invention in human  history.   
    SEE OUR TESTIMONIALS HERE!

    Alex Chiu knows what causes aging and hereby discovered a great solution to stop you from ageing.

     

    See how to make the Immortality Device yourself.

     

Alex Chiu's another important invention

GORGEOUSPILTM pending

 

Gorgeous pill will make you prettier and more beautiful every morning. You'll gradually look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION! It is very powerful and strong enough to change the shape of your facial bones and the whole skeleton of your body!

No more plastic surgery! No more implants required!!

Super Chi Flush It doesn't matter what handicaps you have.       This stuff will burns thoroughly everything that deforms your body!

 

 
Here is a chart that I made based on my personal experience.
Wear Immortality Devices for 1 day

equals to 30 days of healing without the devices.  It heals your body faster than you can age.  That's why you stop aging, and in most cases, reverse aging..

Use Immortality Devices and Gorgeouspil for 1 day

equals to 3 months of healing with only the devices.  (no joke)  That's why the shape of your bones can change within a few days.

Use the devices, Gorgeouspil, and also Chi Flush for 1 day

equals to 5 days of healing with the devices and Gorgeouspil.  And you get to remove all Chi blockades which the Gorgeouspil cannot do.

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Anti Ageing Food The most Powerful anti aging food ever invented that  could turns you prettier or handsome even prettier or handsome than super models!

How to become immortal a real immortals Becoming immortal a real immortals is thought to be impossible by many but by using immortality rings and immortality foot braces and with the help of superfood enhanced by a powerful magnetic devices there's nothing impossible to stay physically forever young! These stuff has been proven to worked! See testimonial here.

Heal The Handicaps. The Super food is very strong and powerful enough to heal blindness, deaf, dumb, cancer, tumour, herpes etc.. because it burn       everything thoroughly all kind of diseases and deformations that plague on your body!

Immortality Foot Braces | The Eternal Life Foot Braces The Eternal Life Rings and The Eternal Life Foot Braces are believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever or turn humans physically younger, as long as you wear the rings or foot braces every night during sleep. (Our lawyer told us to use the word "believe")

Immortality Rings | Eternal Rings You need to use both The Eternal Foot Braces and The Eternal Rings to maximise the healing process as it will allow humans to stay physically young forever or turn humans physically younger, as long as you wear the eternal rings and eternal foot braces every night during sleep. (Our lawyer told us to use the word "believe")

Living Healthily Forever Young!

Magnetic Therapy Magnetic Devices This magnets is very powerful placed on the small fingers or toes to make a person stay forever young and cure all kind of diseases!

Reverse Ageing The most Powreful food ever invented that could reverse ageing process and generate a newer cells the fastest way!

 

Gorgeouspil is the only savior of Earth

 

 

The biggest enemy of mother nature is human.   We humans reached the top of the food chain and kept multiplying until no end.  

More humans means more pollution; More trees cut down for wood, more forest burned for living space, and more slaughtering of innocent animals.

Stopping humans from multiphying is the only feasible way of saving mother nature. 

The Gorgeouspil tested on a local stream

And Gorgeouspil can stop humans from multiplying! So spreading the usage of Gorgeouspil can save the environment. Here's why:

  1. Without Gorgeouspil, people's bodies would age. Blockages of Chi energy would torment a person's soul. The soul can no longer tolerate flowing inside a deteriorating body. New bodies need to be reproduced.
     
  2. The deteriorating body is forced to produce offspring so that his soul can share a line of new and fresh bodies. This is what I call 'abandon ship' theory.
     
  3. But with Gorgeouspil, the body will constantly be repaired. Blockages of Chi energy will slowly be opened up. If there is no more blockages of Chi energy, the soul will no longer be tormented. Therefore the body no longer needs to reproduce itself.  No more 'abandon ship'.

So people who take Gorgeouspil don't want kids.  A person who takes Gorgeouspil likes to concentrate his soul within his own body and does not wish to scatter his soul on to other bodies.  So making babies is not desirable for people who take Gorgeouspil.  Gorgeouspil allows a person to achieve unlimited beauty and unlimited youth.  Meanwhile, it stops humans from unnecessary reproductions of more human beings.

Help bring this new technology to light.  For the sake of mother nature, for the sake of millions of innocent animals, for the sake of your own future. Don't blindly let the unnecessary reproductions of more human beings ruin our home. Spread the word about Gorgeouspil.

As an immortal you have a duty to protect our planet. Let the spreading of words be your first mission.

Everlasting life will be on earth, for men and women whose bodies will be changed to be immortal. (Matthew 5:5; I Corinthians 15:53-54; Philippians 3:20-21). A bible prophecy

 


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