The Center for
Disease Control has issued a biohazard warning about a new virulent strain of
old disease. The disease is called
It is pronounced "Gonna' ree-elect 'em", and it is a terrible
Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk
behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims
contracted it in 2008... but now most people, after having been infected
for the past few years, are starting to realize how destructive this
It's sad because
is easily cured with a new drug coming onto the market called
You take the first dose in 2010, and the second dose (2 years later) in
2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise the
disease could become drug-resistant and chronic, and possibly even
fatal, threatening by contagion to wipe out all life as we know it.
restful sleep and sudden rise in I.Q. level. Do not take
while listening to Rush Limbaugh or while watching
Golf, NASCAR, or Guiding Light et. al..
Several States are
are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey, and
Massachusetts, with many more seeing the handwriting on the wall.
Please pass this
important message along to all those bright folks you really love and care about.