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      I was asked by a friend who received a traffic ticket, to look up a traffic violation: "Obstructing Intersection / Crosswalk" on the New York State DMV Web site. So I punched it up ( www.nysdmv.com ) and did a search for "points", "moving violations", and "Obstructing Intersection / Crosswalk" and it yielded one result buried in the text of a lengthy PDF file. Perusing the system, I finally found a list of violations and "points" at www.nysdmv.com/license.htm#points (reproduced below).


 

Violation

Points

 

Violation

Points

Speeding (MPH over speed limit not indicated)

3

Following too closely

4

Speeding (MPH over speed limit):

Passing improperly, changing lanes unsafely, driving to the left of center, driving in the wrong direction

3

1 10 MPH

3

 

 

11 20 MPH

4

Failed to obey a traffic signal, a Stop sign, or a Yield sign

3

21 30 MPH

6

Railroad crossing violation

3

31 40 MPH

8

Failed to yield the right-of-way

3

More than 40 MPH

11

Passenger safety violation, including seat belt and child safety seat violations for passengers under the age of 16

3

Reckless driving

5

Left the scene of an accident that includes property damage or the injury of a domestic animal

3

Failed to stop for a school bus

5

Other moving violations

2

Inadequate brakes

4

Inadequate brakes (vehicle of an employer)

2

 

Since "Obstructing Intersection / Crosswalk" was not specifically listed, I wondered if it fell under the category of Other moving violations. Knowing how sneaky, devious, and evil State agencies are in general, someone who was not as diligent (or as paranoid) as I, might have gathered from the above chart that "Obstructing Intersection / Crosswalk" was NOT a violation that carried any "points" and just pled guilty and paid the fine (and got 2 points as a surprise bonus) but I knew better than to leave it to guesswork. So I went to the contact page and found the phone number list at: www.nysdmv.com/call.htm. I called the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles (212) 645-5550 and spent the next 3 hours trying all the combinations of numbers from their automated phone system trying to reach a human being in order to ask a simple question. I tried all the combinations on the menus, until I was ready to throw the phone against the wall. Finally I don't know what I pressed  I was transferred to an operator who transferred me to a dial tone. I spent the next 15 minutes recalling the key presses from my phone's keypad memory, and was transferred to another operator who could finally tell me the answer to my simple question. The audio on this page is just a sample of the endless, convoluted, menus-within-menus with no option EVER offered to speak to a human being, designed to make law-abiding citizens contemplate the exercise of their 2nd Amendment rights. Whoever thought of the New York State DMV phone system should be taken out and shot repeatedly by a firing squad using toy B-B guns until he cries for his mother.

 

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