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       Most everybody has heard of "depleted" uranium ammunition that has been used in the Afghan and Iraq Wars since Desert Storm – and if you haven't, you can read a serious article about it on www.Net4TruthUSA.com/vfcll.htm/ab-du.htm and a related Op Ed piece I wrote on: www.Net4TruthUSA.com/warcrimes.htm. The object here, however, is to propose an alternative to the dangerous substance that is making US soldiers and their families sick, and is permanently contaminating the landscape for the next million years.

       What I am proposing is not so far-fetched, if you think about it; considering the vast array of disastrous results obtained with all of the other weapons we've devised since World War 2. Ready for this?

       If one really wants to subdue the enemy, one does not necessarily have to kill him, or inflict "collateral damage" upon the civilian population. An "enemy" who refuses to fight you, is just as good as a dead enemy – for military purposes, and there wouldn't be the problem of "body-count", or worrying about our boys coming home in body-bags – or worse. In point-of-fact, the solution I propose would solve a multitude of problems, and open up new avenues for US Corporate profiteering in areas not even related to the military.

       What I propose is the manufacture of compressed marijuana bullets as immediate field replacements for the radioactive ones being used now. Some of the benefits I can think of (off the top of my head) are listed below. If you can think of any more, feel free to write them in our guestbook.

POTENTIAL BENEFITS

  • Soldiers will look forward to firing their weapons, as the smoke from the barrels would smell very nice.

  • Enemy combatants would initially be knocked down, as if hit by a rubber bullet, but since the bullet would shatter on impact, and only bruise the skin, by the time he got to his feet, the THC would be in his bloodstream, and all he will be able to do is crave a bag of Doritios™.

  • An even better idea would be to make all of these bullets tracer rounds. When shot from a rifle, the trail of smoke and exploding seeds would trace the path of the bullet, enabling the soldier to see where the shot went, and when hit by said bullet, it would simply bounce off the enemy soldier and land on the ground, lit and ready to smoke.

  • As letters from the soldiers reach home, and their blogs hit the Internet, the US Army will have more recruits than they know what to do with. Vietnam and Korean War veterans would show up at the recruiter's office.

  • US Food Snack companies would find a vast, untapped market in the Middle East, as the fighting escalates.

  • US Weapons manufacturers could covertly (as they've always done) also supply the "insurgents" with the new ammunition.

  • "Escalation" would mean adopting this technology for use in larger weapons such as mini-guns and cluster-bombs.

  • THC mortar rounds would be (in the common vernacular) "The Shit!!"

  • A 2-megaton "bunker-buster" would be sufficient to render an entire village "down" with the munchies.

  • Munitions factory workers could be paid with the "waste" from the manufacturing process. Exceptional work could be rewarded with boxes of assorted snacks, bongs, pot-pipes, Zippo™ lighters, and rolling papers.

  • Munitions factory explosions would be pleasant to the entire neighborhood.

  • "Employee of the Month" at each factory could be rewarded with Monty Python, Marx Brothers, Abbott and Costello, or Cheech and Chong DVD collections.

  • People would march on Washington, DC demanding "More War NOW!!"

  • Soldiers wouldn't come home sick.

  • Soldiers wouldn't come home in a box.

  • Many soldiers would volunteer for multiple tours.

  • Re-enlistment would skyrocket.

  • There would be no need to "Stop Loss".

  • There would be no need for any more "False-Flag" Operations.

  • Homeland Security would come under the Department of Agriculture.

  • "Terrorism?, What's terrorism?..... pass the roach, man!"

  • War could be FUN.

  • "PTSD? What's that, man?"

    When The D-THC round impacts an enemy combatant, it flares and flattens, knocking the insurgent down. The round does not penetrate the skin. When the insurgent regains his composure, there is a lit joint at his feet, lit and ready to enjoy.
    Firing huge joints out of 105mm howitzers is certainly cheaper and more effective in rendering the enemy docile, and there is no concern about civilian casualties or "collateral damage".
    Taco Bell, anyone?
    Doritos would need to be shipped to the front lines by the truckload.

    Hey! Super-size those munchies!

     

POTENTIAL DRAWBACKS

  • Target must be down-wind.

  • "Friendly Fire" would probably escalate.


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