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I know what you’re thinking.

Stop it right now!

Any resemblance to the Ludens Brothers of cough drop fame,

Is purely coincidental.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to one of the most dangerous assholes to ever live.

Look, I’m not usually one to judge a book by its cover....

But as an author, I know that covers sell books.... or prevent them from being sold.

But I’m a firm believer in....

“Don’t cultivate on your face, what grows wild on your ass!”

 

This goofy-looking dipshit came up with the idea that living beings “evolve”.

In Darwinian NewSpeak, the word “evolve” means to morph into something else....

Something completely different than what you happen to be at the moment....

i.e.:

If you happen to be a dinosaur, there is a chance that your great-great-great-great-great-great grand-”child” (if you will)....

Will grow wings and fly....

And become a bird!

Or, more precisely....

Become a bird....

And fly.

Why?

Because that’s what birds do.

And I guess he / she was tired of being a dinosaur.

A bird at heart.

Fly like an eagle....

Sting like a bee....

Oh,

‘scūse me.

That reason is as good as any as far as I’m concerned.

When they teach “Evolution” in school, they will tell you....

Man ultimately came from “protoplasm”....

(Really, ultimately - from rocks).

But they won’t tell you that OUTRIGHT.

I wrote a book about that.

It’s a spoof – the book, I mean....

But it illustrates how really STUPID you have to be in order to accept the notion

That Man came from an ape....

Or from a ROCK.

Which, if you believe in a Godless “evolution” and “Big Bangs”, and such;

Is ultimately what you must believe.

These people will try to get you to believe in the ULTIMATE evolution fairy tale;

The idea that all life on Earth just happened by sheer accident....

But they usually try to get you to believe in the “Man from Ape” bullshit story first.

I told better, more believable stories,

Around a Boy Scout campfire.

When you graduate from Brainwashing 101....

Just in case you have your doubts....

They will teach you “punctuated equilibrium”.

In case you don’t know what that is....

That’s when an alcoholic has a momentary flash of sobriety....

Or apparent sobriety.

His equilibrium can then be said to be “punctuated”.

He or she can then - in his inebriated, demented state....

Devoid of the cognitive faculties necessary to apply logic and reason to theories and postulates;

They can accept the notion that

“Thou art worm-dirt....

and when you die....

unto worm-dirt thou shalt return”.

It’s a lie from the pit of hell.

That is the Evolutionist’s creed.... in a nutshell....

Which is a good word to use here....

In this context....

“Nutshell”

Nut’s Hell

(Those) Nuts (will go to) Hell.

(You can go to Hell without believing in it).

It is God’s way of showing you that you were wrong.

Evolution….

Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

Which came first; DNA or the 21 amino-acids that make up the four molecules C-T-G-A?

Apparently, there is a DESIGN....

But Evolutionists deny that there MUST be a designER....

But if there IS a DESIGN....

Is it too far-fetched to assume that there is a PURPOSE for the design?

This is an old debate....

And as far as I’m concerned,

It’s a debate that was won long, long ago.

Basically.....

All the people in the world without a bit of common sense....

Can be taught to believe that Man “evolved” from monkeys....

And if they believe that, they ultimately have to believe that Man “evolved” from ROCKS.

The Evolutionists believe that monkeys, in turn, ultimately came from amoebas.

They believe that whales once walked around on dry land,

And they print it in grammar school “science” textbooks....

And have the balls to call it “science”.

No kidding!

I guess the whales got tired of walking,

And just jumped into the ocean.

The “Evolutionists” believe that God does NOT exist.

They look at something like a human blood cell,

Which is infinitely more complex than a Space Shuttle,

And they believe it put itself together by accident over “billions of years”.

They turn right around and pick up a rock in a cave with a squiggly line cut into it,

And they say that “a cave man made it”.

Yes, there WERE cave men living on Earth long ago....

There are cave men living on Earth right now....

Case in point:

 

 

 

THIS BAG OF BAT-SHIT!

 

 

 

But you REALLY don’t believe he’s the “mastermind” of 9-11 do you?

If you do, you’re listening to the mass-media too much.

If you believe that this towel-head camel driver had anything to do with 9-11....

Besides being a scapegoat like Lee Harvey Oswald....

Then I don’t know what to tell you.

But I’m getting off the subject here....

The topic of discussion here is....

THIS OTHER BAG OF SHIT!

He once studied to be a minister....

But he rejected God when he rejected the Genesis account of how Man came to be.

You CANNOT be a Christian and believe in Evolution....

It is a non-sequituer

That’s a Latin, legal term that simply means,

It does not follow”.

It ain’t logical.

It is what the psychiatrists....

The people I call “Hick-Farmer Sigmund Freud Wannabes”....

Call “Cognitive Dissonance”....

Which is basically the attempt to hold two or more opposing facts, opinions, or paradigms

Both (or all) true - simultaneously.

It leads to MADNESS....

It leads to “Loony-Tune” INSANITY....

The kind of INSANITY it takes to abandon all logic and reasoning,

And believe outright lies instead of what is obviously true....

Or at least what is intuitively true:

“When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained; What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him? For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels*, and hast crowned him with glory and honour”. - Psalms 8:3 - 5  KJV

            * The word “angels” in the KJV is a mistranslation of the original Hebrew “Elohim” - Noun: Masculine, plural for “God” - the same word used in Genesis 1:1 for “God”.

 

In order to believe a LIE,

One first has to STOP believing the truth;

And once you stop believing the truth,

It is possible to believe ANYTHING.

 

And here I must take another momentary segue’:

I have nothing against Catholics....

I know many God-fearing, Jesus-loving, “born-again” Catholics....

On fire for the Lord, and vessels of His peace and blessings....

But the Catholic Church’s official doctrine, believes that God used “evolution” to create Man.

You don’t believe me!

I can tell.

Well, if you don’t believe me,

You have to get a pamphlet titled “Psychiatry and Confession”....

A small booklet I found in an upstate NY chapel.

It was printed and distributed by the Paulist Press in 1948.

I scanned it, enlarged it to 8-1/2 x 11, and OCR-recognized the text.

Then I posted it as a FREE DOWNLOAD.

What does a book titled “Psychiatry and Confession” have to do

With the “official” position of the Catholic Church on Evolution?

Read it and see for yourself.

It's free for the time it takes you to download it.

Which should be about twenty seconds.

You’ll be shocked!

Evolution in the Darwinian sense is actually a RELIGION.

You have to BELIEVE that life (and Man) “evolves”, or “evolved”.....

You have to BELIEVE it.....

Because there is no empirical proof that it EVER happened....

Belief without empirical proof is called “faith”.

There is not even a scientifically sound theory to postulate how “evolution” COULD happen.

There are no fossils or any other evidence that supports the theory.

(Unless you count the frauds like Piltdown Man, Lucy, et al.)

No-one who ever owned a pregnant dog....

Ever came home to discover that dog nursing a litter of kittens.

No tornado ever hit a junkyard,

And created a Hummer H-2 in the process.

Nobody ever threw a bomb....

And made something “better” out of what was blown up.

Ask the Taliban!

But that is what you’d have to believe COULD happen....

If you believe in “evolution”.

Because according to the “theory”....

RANDOM MUTATION causes CHANGES,

Some of which are beneficial to an organism,

Which in turn, are “selected” by “survival of the fittest”,

And that is supposed to have turned an amoeba into a giraffe,

And ultimately eroded rocks and pond-scum

Which (magically) turned into people like you and me....

Or is it “me and you”?

Please....

Spare me the bullshit!

Don’t insult my intelligence.

That’s not even B-movie Sci-Fi material!

I don’t know about you....

But I believe in God.

I believe that God created the world, and the entire universe in seven LITERAL days....

Just like it says in the book of Genesis.

I call my belief “a religion”,

Because there is NO EVIDENCE for my belief.

I just KNOW that it’s true.

How?

Simple:

 

“Faith is the substance of things hoped for.... the evidence of things not seen.... Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear”.  -  Hebrews 11: 1, 3 KJV

“For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse - Romans 1:20  KJV

 

Sounds right to me.

Things that we see (rocks, animals, planets, stars, galaxies)....

Are made of things we cannot see (molecules, atoms, quarks, gluons, leptons, electrons, etc.)

The Darwinists should also call THEIR belief “a religion”....

Because it IS a religion....

A STUPID one....

But a religion nonetheless.

In America....

You have the freedom to believe anything you want to believe.

You can believe that the Earth is flat, if you want to.

You can believe in Santa Claus.

You can believe in the Tooth Fairy.

You can believe in the other kind of fairies....

You can believe in little green men from Mars.

I don’t really give a rat’s ass WHAT you BELIEVE.....

Just don’t call it “science”, and try to teach it to me or my kids....

Like you had some empirical evidence for it....

Like everybody KNOWS it’s true....

Like everybody ACCEPTS this nonsense as fact.
 

ASSHOLES AMONG US


Those are the unthinking souls who believe they came from monkeys, and ultimately, from rocks.

They deny the patently obvious....

Something that was obvious even to David in the Old Testament when he wrote:

 

“I will praise thee; for I am FEARFULLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well”. 
                                                                                                                                                                   
-  Psalm 139:14

Sorry if I stepped on your toes a bit, if you are ONE of them....

One of those ASSHOLES AMONG US....

Better it would be that someone steps on your toes and offends you a little bit....

And you wake up and smell the proverbial coffee....

Than your soul burn in hell forever!

You might think that these little essays

Are unbecoming of a man who lays claim to being a preacher....

But I’m in good company....

Behold:

 

“Then said I, Woe is me! for I am undone; because I am a man of unclean lips, and I dwell in the midst of a people of unclean lips: for mine eyes have seen the King, the LORD of hosts”.     - Isaiah 6:5 KJV

 Isaiah was blessed by God who appointed an angel:

“Then flew one of the seraphims unto me, having a live coal in his hand, which he had taken with the tongs from off the altar: And he laid it upon my mouth, and said, Lo, this hath touched thy lips; and thine iniquity is taken away, and thy sin purged. Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me”.     - Isaiah 6:6 - 8 KJV 

 

Am I “sent”?

YOU decide.

But your decision doesn’t matter.

Decide based upon whether or not you....

If you were one of those

ASSHOLES AMONG US....

If you now see yourself differently....

If you now see yourself as a child of God....

Who has an immortal soul....

And NOT the result of some fortuitous accident of “evolution”.

Jesus said, “.... You shall know them by their fruits”. - Matthew 7:16, 20 KJV

I am a sinner.

I won’t lie.

No better or worse than most of you reading this....

Well.....

Maybe a little worse....

But “better or worse” is a concept which is totally alien to the Biblical teaching:

 

“For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of the glory of God...”     - Romans 3:23 KJV

“Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that ALL HAVE SINNED...” 
                                                                                                                                              – Romans 5:12  KJV

“For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is GUILTY OF ALL. – James 2:10  KJV

 

But those of us who are sinners (which includes everyone ever born except ONE)....

Have been ransomed by the blood of Jesus Christ:

 

“....He was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed”.    - Isaiah 53:5  KJV

 

As I wrote in My Testimony titled “Passing All Understanding” quoting from a wonderful book titled “Desire of Ages” by Ellen G. White:

 

“He was condemned for my sins in which He had no part, in order that I could be justified in His righteousness to which I had no right. He suffered the death that was justly mine, in order that I could have the eternal life that is His”. 

 

Man is NOT an animal.

Man was NEVER an animal....

Man was NEVER a monkey,

Man was NEVER an ape,

Man was NEVER an amoeba,

Or anything else other than a complete human being....

A human being made in “the image and likeness” of the God who created him.

This is NOT a belief;

It is a scientific FACT.

If you want PROOF, go to Kent Hovind’s web site at http://www.drdino.com and download his lectures.

“Evolution” is RIDICULOUS prima facie’

But stupid people....

Or ignorant people....

Who were taught by stupid or ignorant people who believed themselves to be intelligent -

Believe it.

It’s FAITH.

It’s FAITH greater than my faith in God....

Because quite frankly,

I couldn’t believe in God for very long if I didn’t have a basis for my belief.

But there is ignorance among us....

And this was foretold in the pages of the Bible:

 

“Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:  Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished...” - 2 Peter 3:3 - 6  KJV

 

Note the phrase: “they willingly are ignorant.

Ignorance is Okay;

Ignorance is excusable;

Ignorance can be fixed by a bit of education.

Ignorance can easily be fixed....

You don’t HAVE to be ignorant.

However....

When one is willingly ignorant,

That is being STUPID ON PURPOSE.

Stupidity, therefore, is the PURSUIT of ignorance.

Don’t let them fool you.

Don’t let them intimidate you into giving up your intelligence,

By calling you “backward”, or “archaic”, because you believe in God....

Or because you’d rather NOT believe in the stupid, Pagan Evolutionist RELIGION.

Remember what King David said in Ecclesiastes:

“For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow”. - Ecclesiastes 1:18 KJV

This obverse of this passage is where we get the popular saying, “Ignorance is bliss”.

Too many people are “blissful” in their ignorance these days.

And the Devil, “a liar and the father of it”, as Jesus said (John 8:44)

Is the ultimate source of all the lies being told,

And the source of all the things that are un-scientific;

The source of what Paul warned Timothy about:

“O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith...” - 1 Timothy 6:20, 21

The “Theory of Evolution”

Is “science falsely so-called”.

And those who call pseudo-science “science”....

Are truly

ASSHOLES AMONG US.


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