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The snow in Bloomfield Business Park 2-2-2011

Today is Feb 2, 2011 – Of course if you're reading this AFTER I wrote it (and emailed it to a bunch of my friends), chances are that today is NOT Feb 2, 2011, which is irrelevant, and you should read it anyway; that is, if you want to laugh a bit.... and the Italians have a saying: "Laughter is better than psychiatry". Actually, a root canal is better than psychiatry.

Well, anyway, on my way to the WaWa (a convenience store) this morning to get a breakfast sandwich and a pack of cigarettes, today being a better day weather-wise than yesterday, I decided to take my new Nikon D3100 for a walk with my two dogs... "Maybe", I said to myself, "I'll have something interesting to take a picture of." I was thinking along the lines of a (unfortunate) car wreck, or a pretty young woman showing off her (aaa-hemmm!) tattoos (not likely when it's 38° and foggy). I figured I'd get the 'feel' of it by just putzing around with it ('film' cost nothing these days), and maybe I'd come up with something worthy of a Pulitzer (yaaaahh!).

My two dogs were walking ahead of me off the leash, playing in the snow, and I had my left eyeball pressed to the viewfinder – not that the camera doesn't have a nice 3-inch screen, but the reason I was using the viewfinder is that it has an electronic diopter adjustment that negates the need to wear glasses to see what you're shooting. The last GOOD SLR camera I had was a Yashica TL-Electro-X / ITS with the world's first focal plane shutter. It used FILM. It didn't have a screen. 'Digital' was a term you heard only in computer rooms and in the doctor's office just before a prostrate exam. Each picture cost 2 bucks to develop and print, and if it looked like shit, you were S.O.L., pal! You either learned to be a good photographer, or you'd go broke in the process. Back then, that was incentive enough to learn what you were studying well. Now you can be a shitty photographer and it won't cost you anything but the price of the camera. I bought the Yashica in the Tan-Son-Nhut PX in Saigon in 1970... and it served me well for many years. When digital cameras came out, I stopped using the Yashica. In 2004 I lost it (or somebody stole it – if so, hope he's a real shitty photographer).

I was walking along, when Lo and Behold, I saw something incredible through the viewfinder..... I pulled my face away from the camera, and I couldn't believe what I was looking at. "This is what I get for smokin' too much of that shit (Thai Stick) in Vietnam", I thought to myself. But as I rubbed my eyes in disbelief and walked past the trees – there it was... a fuckin' camel standing on an I-Beam – four stories in the air!!!

Now let me put the skeptics in their place before I proceed. What you see here is EXACTLY what I shot through the camera lens, and other than a crop-job so I could fit the photo into the space here – Adobe Photoshop® had nothing to do with it.

Now I've been here for several months, and I walk (or drive) past this place several times a day and never noticed the camel before, so I figure it must have landed there sometime last night. Now we've had some pretty wicked storms here the past few days; maybe a twister in Saudi Arabia picked up this camel and the coconut tree and the Jet Stream is somehow responsible. Maybe Hosni Mubarak or Osama bin Forgotten ran out of WMDs, and are like the French in Monty Python and the Holy Grail – only they don't have cows to put in the catapults; they have camels, and this is one of them that missed its target. All I know is I didn't see any evidence of a parachute.

As I gazed in disbelief, I realized that the camel wasn't moving. "Of course, Asshole!!! Maybe it's a statue", I thought to myself. But why would someone put a statue of a camel and a (presumably fake) coconut tree four stories up on a friggin' I-beam?

After a bit of contemplation, I (metaphorically) put myself in the camel's hooves (or feet, or whatever you call them) and reasoned, "If a Desert Storm picked my ass up and flew me half-way around the planet and set me down gently on a fuckin' I-Beam four stories in the air, and it was Brass-Monkey-nuts freezing outside, I wouldn't be dancing around a whole lot either". Simple, Logical. Ockham's razor.

Then I noticed that the camel wasn't shivering, either. "Ahh!! maybe he's been up there longer than I thought, and he froze to death.... yeah... that's gotta' be it. The fucker hadn't even twitched in 15 minutes – he's Frusen Glädjé".

I thought about calling the police, but what would I say? How would the conversation go?

"West Berlin 9-1-1. What's the emergency?"
"Well, you're gonna think I'm nuts, but there's a camel standing on an I-Beam four stories in the air..."
"A what, sir?"
"A camel... you know... they walk through the desert for four days and....."
"Then you have t' Brick 'em.... I heard that joke. Don't call again or you'll be arrested".

So you see, I couldn't very well call it in to the police. I left him there to freeze, rot, and be eaten by the migrating geese.

A scene from Rural West Berlin New Jesey, Route 73 North, approximately 1 mile North of Cross Keys Road intersection
This is the older model of the Yashica TL-Electro x / ITS I had in Vietnam and brought home with meThis is my SECOND Single Lens Reflex camera. A Nikon D3100 Digital SLR that I bought in late January 2011. What a difference technology makes!
I couldn't believe what I saw through the viewfinder - a camel standing on an I-Beam, four stories in the air.
The camel on the I-Beam wasn't moving. If I were a camel standing on an I-Beam four stories up, I wouldn't exactly be dancing around.

 Now it's only fair that after I did all this goofing around, that I should provide a link to Sahara Sam's Water Park – a great place to have a party, cool off during the summer, and get wet during the winter.

Check out Sahara Sam's Water Park, Rt. 73N, West Berlin, NJ

And not too far away..... a Falcon nests in a tree.


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