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In Third-World countries where they
still have villages of butt-naked children sitting around a campfire
under a grass-roof Community Gazebo, watching broadcast TV with a
Rabbit-ear antenna nailed to a coconut tree.... if they're watching (and
understand anything we televise from over here); well they must think we
are a nation of Pure-D, 1-A blithering fuckin' idiots.
Buy three tires, get the fourth one FREE!
Buy ONE, and get a second one FREE (just
pay shipping and handling)
Act now, and we'll send you a travel case as a FREE GIFT (whûp-T-shit!)
We got our
SunSetter
for only five hundred dollars!
(this TV ad has been running for over
40 years. The people in the commercial are probably dead or in their
90's by now)
Are you Assholes serious???
Does anybody really believe this horse-shit?
You mean to tell me that people go into business and GIVE
SHIT AWAY!!??
If sparrows had banjos in their asses, there would be music in the air!
I wish these advertising people would stop with the bullshit,
already. I've been hearing this crap all my life (I'm 63 now), and I
never believed it for a minute (oh, OK, maybe when I was five).
Ohh.... I forgot! We live in a country where people drink bottled water
and think it comes from a spring in Poland, or a glacier that's
10-million years old. We live in a country where every fuckin' grain of
salt has to be individually wrapped. We live in a country that puts
blister packs on bubble wrap. We live in a country that bitches about
the price of gas, while every screw, every sewing needle, every little
worthless fuckin' trinket has to be blister-packed and electronically
tagged so it won't walk out of the store. We live in a country where a
jury awards you a few million bucks for your own stupidity when you
burn your pussy-lips with a hot cup of coffee. We live in a country
where people live their lives vicariously by watching thousands of hours
of spectator sports, and spend BILLIONS of dollars on mindless
smart-phone games. We live in a country where people who have the money
to eat filet mignon instead, for a joke, they
eat roaches and die.... or
pay 15,000,000 dollars for an iPhone 5 case.
Meanwhile, those
naked children in Third-World countries are watching American TV
laughing their little asses off, wishing they could get a Big Mac and
Super-sized fries, as they slowly
STARVE TO
FUCKIN' DEATH!
Don't
be an Asshole.... Get Cash Back on all your online purchases!
Have fun.
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