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In Third-World countries where they still have villages of butt-naked children sitting around a campfire under a grass-roof Community Gazebo, watching broadcast TV with a Rabbit-ear antenna nailed to a coconut tree.... if they're watching (and understand anything we televise from over here); well they must think we are a nation of Pure-D, 1-A blithering fuckin' idiots.
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Are you Assholes serious??? If sparrows had banjos in their asses, there would be music in the air! I wish these advertising people would stop with the bullshit, already. I've been hearing this crap all my life (I'm 63 now), and I never believed it for a minute (oh, OK, maybe when I was five). Ohh.... I forgot! We live in a country where people drink bottled water and think it comes from a spring in Poland, or a glacier that's 10-million years old. We live in a country where every fuckin' grain of salt has to be individually wrapped. We live in a country that puts blister packs on bubble wrap. We live in a country that bitches about the price of gas, while every screw, every sewing needle, every little worthless fuckin' trinket has to be blister-packed and electronically tagged so it won't walk out of the store. We live in a country where a jury awards you a few million bucks for your own stupidity when you burn your pussy-lips with a hot cup of coffee. We live in a country where people live their lives vicariously by watching thousands of hours of spectator sports, and spend BILLIONS of dollars on mindless smart-phone games. We live in a country where people who have the money to eat filet mignon instead, for a joke, they eat roaches and die.... or pay 15,000,000 dollars for an iPhone 5 case.
Meanwhile, those
naked children in Third-World countries are watching American TV
laughing their little asses off, wishing they could get a Big Mac and
Super-sized fries, as they slowly
STARVE TO
FUCKIN' DEATH!
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