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The initial State of BushCronium attracts morons and
paeons until the nucleus becomes so dense that it explodes. Below is a scanning
electron microscope view filmed with a high-speed camera at 100 trillion frames
per second in order to capture the trillionth-of-a-second micro-annihilation
that takes place once the nucleus attains critical mass. Scientists say that a
typical BushCronium atom takes up to 7.55334 years to accumulate enough paeons
and morons to achieve the state of instability that causes self-annihilation.
Scientists first suspected the existence of BushCronium back during World War II
era, around the time that the German Reichstag building burned. Evidence for the
existence of this elusive element had accumulated during the Pearl Harbor
bombing, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, and the element's signature has been
detected in abundance in the wreckage of the Murrah building, the World Trade
Center, and the Pentagon.
We have, on this Web site, received an email and had an
extensive phone conversation with someone we will only identify as "John"
– who
we, in our carefully considered opinion, believe is a terminal case of BushCronium poisoning. The symptoms are primarily: Belief in the government's
"conspiracy theory" on 9-11, and outright refusal to accept empirical evidence
for consideration in forming one's opinions. This is by far, the saddest case we
have EVER encountered, but the phone conversation, replete with Tourette-Syndrome
profanity, is one of the most hilarious things you will ever hear on the
Internet. You gotta' hear this!
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