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Please pray for the souls of those lost on 9-11-01 and for their families to find peace

Please pray for those young men and women lost in the Virginia Tech Massacre - Pray for their fasmilies to find peace, and for our nation to rediscover its sanity and its faith in the Almighty God.

 

ASSHOLES ON THE ROAD - CATCH THEM "ON TAPE"

 

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 See our new section: Asshole Drivers Caught On Dash cam Video

I got the idea to install a Dash camera in my Jeep when I was driving on Route 73 in South Jersey, one day. There were only 2 cars on the road; me and the Asshole behind me – who was so busy texting that he didn't realize he was 5 feet from my bumper at 50MPH! If he hit my Jeep (which has a WARN 61853 Rock Crawler Front Bumper and a WARN 65509 Rock Crawler Rear Bumper) with his Cadillac CTS, his car would have folded like a Bavarian accordion, and I would have had to touch up the paint on my bumper with black nail polish.

I sped up and switched lanes, then braked to allow him to get beside me on the driver's side. I honked the horn and yelled to him, asking, "Hey! Asshole! Tailgating is 5 points on your license!" (see: N.J.S.A. 39:4-89). He went on texting and was oblivious to everything else. It is amazing that this Dipshit noticed the red traffic light, and I felt like getting out and pissing on his hood. Hardly a day goes by when I do not observe some dipshit texting – or playing with their cell phones – while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.

I've been driving since 1971 – I never had an accident, and only got ONE speeding ticket – in New Mexico – 145 MPH in a 65MPH zone (driving a supercharged 1969 351 Cleveland Mach I Mustang).... but the ticket was thrown out because I was an undercover agent for the NM State Police, and was in pursuit of a high-level drug dealer.

The cameras are really cheap on eBay – I paid about $80.00 USD for BOTH of the cameras (shown below) that I installed in my Jeep Wrangler. If someone causes you to become involved in an accident, VIDEO of the Asshole driving like a dipshit means a slam-dunk case in court if you want to sue the retard for damages to your car, or injury to your person.

I don't drive "distracted", and I see Assholes every day who are not paying attention to what the hell they're doing. Cell phone carriers should use the GPS built in to every phone, and block all TEXT messages when the phone is moving more than 4 MPH. That would solve the "texting while driving" problem. To solve the Asshole problem, I have video cameras front and rear. Next time I see an Asshole endangering lives on the road, the video will be sent to the State Police, and will appear here as well.

Assholes on the road... BEWARE!

 
My '97 Jeep Wrangler - like new - photo at Quaker Bridge, Wharton Forest, NJ

This is my 1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ – The photo was taken at Quaker Bridge in the Wharton State Forest (NJ Pine Barrens) before I made all my modifications.

Since this photo was taken, I have done extensive modifications and restoration work. To see what was done to make this Jeep absolutely unique, click here.

A 1080P Hi-resolution dash camera installed in my 1997 Jeep Wrangler (inside view). I subsequently mounted this camera directly over the rearview mirror.

To see how you can incorporate dashboard cameras into YOUR vehicle, see Dashboard Cameras on my Jeep Restoration site.

The Hi-resolution 1080P dash camera (outside view). I subsequently mounted this camera directly over the rearview mirror.

See videos taken with this camera.

See the Assholes I caught on the road.

A 720P dash camera mounted on the rear roll-bar (facing to the rear) with a custom DIY mounting bracket. Note the PC-7 Multi Purpose Epoxy used as a strain relief for the USB power plug on the camera.

The screen is folded down and turned around so that the Asshole who is tailgating can see that he / she is being recorded.

The rear camera mount viewed from a slightly different angle. The brass bar is used to bring the lens of the camera one inch from the rear window (which is removed in the photo). The yellow and blue ropes secure an overhead cargo net (over the passenger compartment) – not shown – and are not part of the camera installation.

To see how you can incorporate dashboard cameras into YOUR vehicle, see Dashboard Cameras on my Jeep Restoration site.

The finishing touch of the installation was a DIY sign taped to the inside of the rear window informing the Assholes who are close enough to read it that their driving skills – or lack of them – are being recorded. The camera is just visible (above the sign) in the daylight.

Since I installed a new Soft Top with tinted windows I could no longer display this sign on the INSIDE of the window. Perhaps I'll order a custom decal from eBay.

Close-up of the sign for those viewers who are visually challenged, or whose phone's screens are too small to see.

DISTRACTED DRIVING DENIAL
From: "ะIสN CมI ะย`U EXPRESS"

 
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph

With her face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds...
To continue shaving.

And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt,
And I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car,
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked my Cell phone away from my ear
Which fell Into the coffee between my legs!

Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.

Damn women drivers!

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