Attention Darwinist Evolutionists, and Secular Humanists!
The book
you've been waiting for is finally here! - This book by WebPastor David Todeschini, is a tongue-in-cheek spoof on the FANTASY of the Darwinist Pagan Religion.
The first
three chapters of the Book of Genesis - re-written according to what you would
have to believe in order to believe in "evolution".
There is nothing like a good laugh to dispel the ridiculous and the absurd from one's mind, and this book - which is replete with Latin words and legal terminology (which are defined in copious footnotes) will have you in stitches laughing at anyone who could be so STUPID (That's right, I said "STUPID") enough as to believe in Darwin's Theory of Evolution. Yes, it is a BELIEF, just as belief in God is a BELIEF - Only it takes much more FAITH to believe in Evolution than it does to believe in an all-powerful God who created the universe from (literally) nothing.
This book is a great gift for evolutionist friends and acquaintances, but is not for the faint-of-heart.
WARNING
This book is so hilarious, it's dangerous. If you suffer from a weak ticker, you might just die laughing! The fact that anyone can believe that Man "evolved" from apes is hilarious in itself, but if one believes that, this book illustrates how one who holds such a belief
ultimately has to conclude that Mankind "evolved" from rocks. If you believe in the "Big Bang" without Divine intervention, then you ultimately believe that your ancestors were rocks.
What kind of tree was it that God forbade Adam and Eve to eat from?
Find out why [God] didn't want Adam and Eve to touch that ONE tree... (I won't spoil it for you).
Was the devil a snake BEFORE Eve took the fruit? - the answer is right in the Bible.
"The Book of Neogenesis - The Evolution of Mankind From Rocks"
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